The 4th...

From the Sarah Silverman show:

(Getting an AIDS test)

Nurse: How many sexual partners have you had?
Sarah: (scribbles a number on a sheet of paper and hands to nurse)
Nurse: There are two numbers here.
Sarah: Yeah, that one's for the front door.
Nurse: They're the exact same number.
Sarah: Yeah, I'm OCD like that.

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Ha! And Happy 4th of July, no matter where you are. (If you're in the states, please try not to blow yourself up! Or anyone else!)