Braxton Who?

I've had Braxton Hicks contractions ALL. DAY. LONG. Anyone have any advice or stories to share? There's no bleeding involved, so no worries. Still... if this is my body "practicing" for labor, HOLY FUCKING SHIT. You practice hitting a ball for softball. You practice your cabbage patch dance moves for the club Saturday night. You practice juggling, or tossing up popcorn in the air and catching it in your mouth. The uterus practices for pushing a small human being out of itself later. Lovely.