Note to Self:

DO NOT buy trail mix. Do not buy multiple "portion controlled" tubes of it to keep in your desk drawer. Do not buy a canister of anything nutty thinking 'Oh, this will be good to have on hand in case I get hungry....' because, know what? You WILL get hungry and you WILL eat it all. Somehow, pregnancy has taken away a good portion of your self control.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
The Management here at Sara Central