Orange-Faced Mini-Me

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
What do you expect me to do with this pea?
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
And I was on the verge of saying "ma-ma"!

What do you get when you give me this crap?
An unhappy baby who's in need of a nap!
What happened to that milk from your boob?
What's with this piece of carrot shaped like a cube?

I don't like the look of this.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo
Soon I'll have a full diaper for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me!


WAIT! Maybe he's just pissed because I made him wear a purple bib!?