Intelligible Conversation...

Neighbor Rick, to D and I: "I knew this kid, and his head was like, frickin' HUGE, and the back was totally flat! Pancake flat!"

D: "Nu uh, whoa!"

Me: "Oh, I've read about that... there are things you can do to correct it, but it can also be prevented. Sounds like he didn't get enough tummy time as a baby."

D & Rick, blank stares: "Tummy time?"

I am already a total mommy.