Penis Cake!

It even had a ridge! Just like the real penises we have all come to know and love!
'Twas hard work, this penis cake.
See the veins? Wait, where are you going?
THE PROUD BAKERS, me and my sista Emily

Mmm. Behold, the penis cake! Because I am very very mature! Carefully formulated flesh-colored icing, precisely piped veins, soft strawberry innards complete with creamy white (uh, white chocolate pudding) filling. Soooo good. What shall we bake next? Heh, a boobie cake. Boobs!