When Family Photos Go Wrong...

A) I don't know if it's the shirt or the angle or if I needed to feed Ethan, but the boobs? Will soon take over the entire fucking universe.
B) My outfit in general. We were drinking and grilling chicken and generally just lounging, but sheesh. Pink terry skirt plus nicely matching blue t-shirt equals one serious fashion disaster, even if they are comfortable.
C) Ethan's leg. Is twisted. He looks slightly less than thrilled.
D) Last but probably not least, my cheeks. I think my dad was part chipmunk. No, I'm certain that he was.